Day After Tomorrow!!!
No, not the movie...I am leaving for the races DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!!
Here is a cute lill funny for ya...fellow Nascar Fans out there will certainly relate to these. ;)
Top 10 Signs Your at a Nascar Fan's Funeral
10. Casket features exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme.
9. The deceased is referred to as being "out of provisionals"
8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
7. "Amazing Grace" is performed by a 9 yr old girl from Bristol, Tenn.
6. Only 43 cars are allowed in the procession
5. The hearse is referred to as the pace car
4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
2. First-time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car
And the #1 sign your at a Nascar funeral....
1. No coolers over 14 in. allowed in the chapel!
Here is a cute lill funny for ya...fellow Nascar Fans out there will certainly relate to these. ;)
Top 10 Signs Your at a Nascar Fan's Funeral
10. Casket features exact replica of the GM Goodwrench paint scheme.
9. The deceased is referred to as being "out of provisionals"
8. Heart-stirring eulogy delivered by Dr. Jerry Punch
7. "Amazing Grace" is performed by a 9 yr old girl from Bristol, Tenn.
6. Only 43 cars are allowed in the procession
5. The hearse is referred to as the pace car
4. Procession weaves back and forth to keep heat in the tires
3. Cars caught speeding leaving the church have to go to the rear of the procession
2. First-time mourners have an orange stripe on the trunk of their car
And the #1 sign your at a Nascar funeral....
1. No coolers over 14 in. allowed in the chapel!
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